I think that I shall ne'er observe
A creature lovely as a smurf.
A smurf of blue with rounded tail
Who lives in a village with one female.
A smurf in pants and hat of white
Who eats smurfberry pie all night.
A smurf who always says, "Smurfy!",
And lives in a fungus with no hyphae.
Around whose time-slot on USA
G.I.Joe and Pac- Man played.
Oh, anyone can cause a birth,
But only Hannah and Barbarra can make a smurf.
1995