Welcome to Case!
You won't get to first base
With any females,
You'll just get e-mails
And look at web pages
For ages and ages
'Cause "Welcome to Case"
Means "No social life, Ace".
You won't see the sun,
Forget about fun,
Forget about sleep.
Now you're in it deep,
For now you're at Case--
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