- I need a chick
- Or I'll be sick.
- I need a girl
- Or I will hurl,
- I need some pleasin'
- For medical reasons,
- I need a skirt
- Or I'll get hurt,
- I need a doll
- Or I'm terminal,
- I need some lovin'
- Or my gut will be shovin',
- I'll be gettin' diarhea
- If I don't "Meet a Girl Named Maria",
- I need to get myself a blonde
- Or I'll do the technicolor yawn,
- I need a brunette
- Or I'll be spewin' it,
- I need a redhead
- Or I will be dead,
- I need someone loyal
- Or I'll be shuffling off this mortal coil,
- I need a fox
- Or I'll suffer a pox,
- I need a babe
- Or I'll be in my grave,
- I need a female
- Or I'll be in Hell,
- I need a long-haired wonder
- Or I'll be six feet under.
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- In short, I'm lonely.
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